| Lunt Avenue Blunts |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Jake Delhomme, CAR |
| QB |
David Garrard, JAC |
| QB |
Ryan Fitzpatrick, STL |
| RB |
LaMont Jordan, OAK |
| RB |
Greg Jones, JAC |
| RB |
Willie Parker, PIT |
| WR |
Kevin Curtis, STL |
| WR |
Drew Bennett, TEN |
| WR |
Matt Jones, JAC |
| WR |
Rod Smith, DEN |
| TE |
Heath Miller, PIT |
| TE |
Alge Crumpler, ATL |
| PK |
Jay Feely, NYG |
| PK |
Neil Rackers, ARI |
| Def |
Falcons, Team Defense, ATL |
| Def |
Giants, Team Defense, NYG |
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| The Woodchucks |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Drew Bledsoe, DAL |
| QB |
Matt Hasselbeck, SEA |
| RB |
Brian Westbrook, PHI |
| RB |
Chris Brown, TEN |
| RB |
Deuce McAllister, NO |
| RB |
Carnell Williams, TB |
| WR |
Chris Chambers, MIA |
| WR |
Joey Galloway, TB |
| WR |
Randy Moss, OAK |
| WR |
Roy Williams, DET |
| TE |
Daniel Graham, NE |
| TE |
Marcus Pollard, DET |
| PK |
Matt Stover, BAL |
| PK |
Jeff Wilkins, STL |
| Def |
Jets, Team Defense, NYJ |
| Def |
Panthers, Team Defense, CAR |
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| Peagram Beavers |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Jamie Martin, NO |
| QB |
Mark Brunell, WAS |
| RB |
Clinton Portis, WAS |
| RB |
Thomas Jones, CHI |
| RB |
Rudi Johnson, CIN |
| RB |
Larry Johnson, KC |
| RB |
Ryan Moats, PHI |
| WR |
Deion Branch, NE |
| WR |
Torry Holt, STL |
| WR |
Darrell Jackson, SEA |
| WR |
Jimmy Smith, ret |
| TE |
Chris Cooley, WAS |
| PK |
John Kasay, CAR |
| PK |
David Akers, PHI |
| Def |
Buccaneers, Team Defense, TB |
| Def |
Browns, Team Defense, CLE |
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| Anheuser Busch Wackers |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Byron Leftwich, JAC |
| QB |
Jake Plummer, DEN |
| RB |
Tatum Bell, DEN |
| RB |
Reuben Droughns, CLE |
| RB |
Tony Richardson, MIN |
| WR |
David Givens, TEN |
| WR |
Antonio Chatman, CIN |
| WR |
Andre Johnson, HOU |
| WR |
Eric Moulds, HOU |
| WR |
Robert Ferguson, GB |
| TE |
Antonio Gates, SD |
| TE |
Steve Heiden, CLE |
| PK |
Nate Kaeding, SD |
| PK |
Josh Scobee, JAC |
| Def |
Bills, Team Defense, BUF |
| Def |
Chiefs, Team Defense, KC |
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| The Wildcards |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Jeff Garcia, PHI |
| QB |
Michael Vick, ATL |
| RB |
Shaun Alexander, SEA |
| RB |
Michael Bennett, NO |
| RB |
Tony Fisher, STL |
| RB |
Marshall Faulk, STL |
| WR |
Michael Clayton, TB |
| WR |
Keenan McCardell, SD |
| WR |
Santana Moss, WAS |
| WR |
Amani Toomer, NYG |
| WR |
Reggie Wayne, IND |
| TE |
Jeremy Shockey, NYG |
| PK |
Sebastian Janikowski, OAK |
| Def |
Jaguars, Team Defense, JAC |
| Def |
Packers, Team Defense, GB |
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| Capt. One Eye's Ball Movement |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Brett Favre, GB |
| QB |
Joey Harrington, MIA |
| RB |
Tiki Barber, NYG |
| RB |
Jerome Bettis, ret |
| RB |
Edgerrin James, ARI |
| RB |
Sam Gado, GB |
| WR |
Donte Stallworth, NO |
| WR |
Eddie Kennison, KC |
| WR |
Muhsin Muhammad, CHI |
| WR |
Brandon Stokley, IND |
| TE |
Dallas Clark, IND |
| TE |
Bubba Franks, GB |
| PK |
Doug Brien, fa |
| PK |
Ryan Longwell, MIN |
| Def |
Bengals, Team Defense, CIN |
| Def |
Colts, Team Defense, IND |
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| The Fighting Irish |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Steve McNair, BAL |
| QB |
Peyton Manning, IND |
| RB |
Mike Anderson, BAL |
| RB |
Kevan Barlow, SF |
| RB |
Fred Taylor, JAC |
| RB |
Ricky Williams, MIA |
| WR |
Plaxico Burress, NYG |
| WR |
Donald Driver, GB |
| WR |
Braylon Edwards, CLE |
| WR |
Steve Smith, CAR |
| TE |
Jerramy Stevens, SEA |
| TE |
Tony Gonzalez, KC |
| PK |
Adam Vinatieri, IND |
| PK |
Rian Lindell, BUF |
| Def |
Cowboys, Team Defense, DAL |
| Def |
Titans, Team Defense, TEN |
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| Ribbed Trojans |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Drew Brees, NO |
| QB |
Kurt Warner, ARI |
| RB |
Stephen Davis, fa |
| RB |
Steven Jackson, STL |
| RB |
Willis McGahee, BUF |
| WR |
Larry Fitzgerald, ARI |
| WR |
Marvin Harrison, IND |
| WR |
TJ Houshmandzadeh, CIN |
| WR |
Jerry Porter, OAK |
| WR |
Mike Williams, DET |
| TE |
Randy McMichael, MIA |
| TE |
Ernie Conwell, NO |
| PK |
Lawrence Tynes, KC |
| PK |
Olindo Mare, MIA |
| Def |
Dolphins, Team Defense, MIA |
| Def |
Ravens, Team Defense, BAL |
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| Kranky Rodeo Klowns |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Trent Green, KC |
| QB |
Ben Roethlisberger, PIT |
| RB |
Derrick Blaylock, NYJ |
| RB |
Warrick Dunn, ATL |
| RB |
Jamal Lewis, BAL |
| RB |
William Green, CLE |
| WR |
Isaac Bruce, STL |
| WR |
Arnaz Battle, SF |
| WR |
Keyshawn Johnson, CAR |
| WR |
Eric Parker, SD |
| WR |
Hines Ward, PIT |
| TE |
Kris Mangum, CAR |
| TE |
L.J. Smith, PHI |
| PK |
Jason Elam, DEN |
| Def |
Bears, Team Defense, CHI |
| Def |
Steelers, Team Defense, PIT |
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| Da Kamehameha Wang Bangers |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Mike McMahon, MIN |
| QB |
Carson Palmer, CIN |
| RB |
Chris Perry, CIN |
| RB |
Ronnie Brown, MIA |
| RB |
Domanick Davis, HOU |
| RB |
Kevin Jones, DET |
| WR |
Brandon Lloyd, WAS |
| WR |
Antwaan Randle El, WAS |
| WR |
Joe Jurevicius, CLE |
| WR |
Joe Horn, NO |
| TE |
Todd Heap, BAL |
| TE |
Courtney Anderson, OAK |
| PK |
Shayne Graham, CIN |
| PK |
Josh Brown, SEA |
| Def |
Cardinals, Team Defense, ARI |
| Def |
Seahawks, Team Defense, SEA |
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| Damage Inc. |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Tom Brady, NE |
| QB |
Kyle Orton, CHI |
| RB |
Curtis Martin, NYJ |
| RB |
T.J. Duckett, ATL |
| RB |
Mike Alstott, TB |
| RB |
LaDainian Tomlinson, SD |
| WR |
Antonio Bryant, SF |
| WR |
Laveranues Coles, NYJ |
| WR |
Derrick Mason, BAL |
| WR |
Marcus Robinson, MIN |
| TE |
Jermaine Wiggins, MIN |
| TE |
Erron Kinney, TEN |
| PK |
Jeff Reed, PIT |
| Def |
Broncos, Team Defense, DEN |
| Def |
Vikings, Team Defense, MIN |
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| Super Chargers |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Kerry Collins, fa |
| QB |
Joshua McCown, DET |
| QB |
Eli Manning, NYG |
| RB |
Corey Dillon, NE |
| RB |
Mewelde Moore, MIN |
| RB |
De'Shaun Foster, CAR |
| RB |
Julius Jones, DAL |
| WR |
Anquan Boldin, ARI |
| WR |
Nate Burleson, SEA |
| WR |
Terry Glenn, DAL |
| WR |
Chad Johnson, CIN |
| TE |
Alex Smith, TB |
| TE |
Jason Witten, DAL |
| PK |
Mike Vanderjagt, DAL |
| Def |
Chargers, Team Defense, SD |
| Def |
Patriots, Team Defense, NE |
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